Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Miscellany


Name any family from your village, town, city, apartment complex or anywhere, chances are they will have someone in America - son, daughter, brother, sister, nephew, niece or cousin. And, each family will have a ready tally of trips they made to US so far. It is thus in our interest to know how their offsprings or siblings are faring in the US.  An average Indian family in US earns annually USD 90k as against 50k by a US family. Reasons? Keenness to stay in competition, efforts to be head and shoulders above the crowd, equip oneself better with technology updates. Kudos. They have only reasons to feel proud of giving a good account of themselves. Mind you, these are not my words, but a forwarded US TV telecast clipping.

Yes, TV telecast was what kept us glued on November 8 evening when the US Presidential election results began trickling in. Nail-biting indeed, this time. Aunty and I watched it till 11 pm before retiring to bed. We requested our son to wake us up as soon as the final result was announced. And he did, at 1 pm, “It is Donald Trump, Appa”. Going by exit polls, media reports, analyses, etc. Hilary had an edge over Donald, and many thought America was all set to make history electing a lady President. But that was not to be. 

Donald Trump’s rhetoric that he would abolish Obamacare health insurance scheme, prosecute Hilary for the supposed email scam all of which we thought were not in good taste coming as it did from a Presidential candidate, had apparently gone well with the public at large. But the post-election 60-minute interview revealed a transformation. The spew and hyperbole had yielded place to sobriety and self-restraint that a President-elect should ideally be in command. 

While we wait with bated breath what is in store for US and the world at large vis-a-vis promises and implementation, on the home front peoples the world over are overawed by Modi ji’s undaunted performance matching his election promise - to root out black money. At the blink of eyes, he delivered a death blow to hoarders of black money by scrapping 500 and 1000 notes. Meanwhile, Congress, with its one-point agenda to oppose anything and everything coming from the Modi stable, is busy mobilising the fragmented other opposition force that the move is inconveniencing the farmers, the office goers and others. The supposed entity that they are gearing up to fight for, the people, on the other hand have welcomed the move with open arms, and are braving the temporary inconvenience. Back in their own barn, Congress’ erstwhile spokesman, a legal luminary in his own right, is battling with the Income tax authorities that natural course of justice has been denied to him - to accept his contention that he is unable to provide accounts for his 96-crore worth of assets, as termites had eaten away the documents.  Despite temporary setbacks, people are joyous at PM’s initiative.

Yes, joy and gaiety aptly describe the mood of people in the US as well, though for a different reason. Thanksgiving and Black Friday are on the cards. The story goes about Black Friday that, after an entire year of operating at a loss (“in the red”) stores would supposedly earn a profit (“went into the black”) on the day after Thanksgiving, because holiday shoppers blew so much money on discounted merchandise.

Online and in-store deals are aplenty. They say this is the best season to buy one’s annual requirements, though that never happens. However, unasked for, our grandchildren are finalising their own list. The parents, in turn, are adopting the same gimmick we subjected them to, viz., barter it for a promise of better performance in studies.  As for us, when we left Bangalore we swore to ourselves, “No more acquisitions - Black or White Friday”. We are keeping our fingers crossed that we won’t  succumb to discount-driven rather than need-based purchases. Anyway, that is a week away.

As for things of the recent past, the Indian community in the city celebrated Diwali in style. Nearly ten families - x 4, plus visiting parents (total nearly 50) - met at a house. It was their turn to host the get-together. The gathering split effortlessly into four - the children flocking together in a closed room to let their high-decibel activities disturb none. The ladies gathered in the kitchen discussing the recipes of dishes they attempted recently. The new-generation heads of families closeted together in the living room to discuss if Hilary or Donald would make it, and to keep themselves abreast of technological advancements. The visiting parents made themselves comfortable in the front room and chatted… “When I was in the Army,” or “When I was the Joint Secretary…” , some forgetting half way what they wanted to share - a precursor to the rest, of  what is to befall them). Soon, children and the elderly were invited for a priority treat. Everyone felt the pot-luck dinner was worth waiting for. This was followed by lighting sparkles at the backyard at 10.45 pm. For strategic reasons fireworks were avoided, either as a mark of respect to neighbours, or fear of them dialling 911.

V V Sundaram
Maple 3195

16 Nov 2016

Saturday, November 5, 2016

On the Go, with Halloween


The jet lag is over, including the grace period I allowed myself, a la the snooze after the wake-up alarm. It is time to move on and integrate with the local culture. What can be more opportune than Halloween?  And, what is Halloween? To quote, “Halloween is dedicated to remembering the dead. This involved people going house to house (or, in disguise), usually reciting verses or songs in exchange for food. It may have originally been a tradition whereby people impersonated the souls of the dead and received offerings on their behalf. Wearing a disguise was also believed to protect oneself from them.” 

Ashwin, our elder grandson, bought for himself the costume of Darth Vader, a character in Star Wars. Unfortunately, with its mask on, no one will know who the perpetrator of scare is. So each time after scaring someone he has to remove the mask to reveal his identity. Rohan, the younger one, was adamant this time. “No more of Ashwin’s leftover costume, year after year.”  After persuasion and reassurance, he donned Ashwin’s last year’s costume - Power Ranger, whatever that meant. 

The neighbourhood is bedecked with scary items that go with Halloween. A dry skeleton lies on someone’s front yard with stuffed birds around it, hoping against hope to peck some flesh out of it.  A cobweb surrounds the giant cactus plant, set to catch its prey.  A stuffed owl, no less than a real one, still stares at you - even after you have moved 500 yards away from it. Three ghosts in jet black costume, with spot lights for special effects, stand either guard to the owner’s property, or ready to pounce on you as you walk by. Yet in another compound, a ghost fully attired in white prefers to hang on the tree swinging with the pace of the breeze. The two white-on-black king-size ghost-heads stay atop the palm trees as though to warn you, in the erstwhile Soviet Union style, that you are being watched. And the fully grown spider waits on the rock to snatch any unsuspecting passerby. In short, if only the hoo-ha of children spread across the street were replaced by utter silence of a graveyard, it would have been re-living Ramsay Brothers’ Do Gaz Zameen Ke Neeche movie.

Against this backdrop Sunita assigned us Halloween duty after sunset, to sit in front of the house. Shankar was away on duty travel. Sunita and the kids didn’t want to miss the fun themselves. With other moms and children they went around the neighbourhood for trick or treat. And our job? To distribute the bagful of Snickers to kids walking into our house howling trick or treat. Their attires ranged from an angel, fairy, rabbit to ghost and some fiery creatures. While on duty I got the shock of my life when suddenly something tickled my leg. Only that afternoon I had watched a local TV programme where experts explored Arizona mountains for fossils of not dinosaur, but of python. They stumbled upon the fossils of the longest python that humanity had ever known. Then through computer graphics they showed what it would have been like actually, and how it swallowed its prey - with the swiftness of a Baskin-Robbins super-softy ice cream that goes down one’s throat. I worried this one that tickled must have been that python’s great-, great-, great-grandson having made his way to our front yard for a meal. Fortunately it was a dry leaf hissing its way to my leg.

Initially we thought we would be liberal in distribution, with a king-size packet in hand. Somehow better sense prevailed; we didn’t. For, soon children literally flooded our home, and a time came when we had a rethink - of rationing the quota - to last the final visitor. Fortunately we didn’t have to resort to that either. 

Hardly had we finished our assignment when Sunita and children came back with their treasure-hunt - both the kids’ kitties full. Soon they got down to stock-taking and comparing notes. Then came the most unkindest cut of all from Sunita: “Pick just three each, any three. The rest goes for donation.” You have to see to believe their hitherto beaming face transform in split seconds into a gloom. Only the late fine actor, Sanjeev Kumar, could have done it with equal felicity. 

Halloween over, the relics on display had disappeared at the next morning walk -  probably found their way to the residents’ attic, to resurrect themselves next year. Hopefully the children won’t persist with their parents: “Papa, we have been displaying this same stuff over and over again. Even my friends have begun to associate our house with some of these stock items,” and make a fervent plea to discard those and buy fresh ones next year. Good luck, Wal-Mart - and others.

V V Sundaram
Maple 3195
04 Nov 2016



  


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