Saturday, June 1, 2013

Everything has a price


Everything has a price

Yes even the words that I utter. For instance, if I tell my wife casually, Looks like I have gotten over my sneezing problem, the next moment a virulent variety uproots my system to assert that it is dormant, not disappeared. So last time when I got relief from a self-inflicted knee-pain while trying to outpace the guy in the morning walk, I didn't announce it to her, I just whispered into her ears. Discretion is the best part of valour.

The other day I wrote to my apartment-complex Yahoogroups in Bangalore that in USA we live with our son in Scottsdale, popularly known as Retirees' Paradise. (It will be a few decades before he earns that status, though.) It is located on the foothills of a long stretch of mountains. Hardly had I clicked the "Send" button to joyfully share with them the finer aspects of life over here when a circular landed from Home Owners Association here that a mountain-lion and bob-cat have been spotted in the vicinity, and alerting residents to be watchful. In any case, not to let children step out unaccompanied. My grandchildren clarified, fighting with the customary me first gusto, that a mountain-lion is the 'younger' brother of a forest lion, and a bob-cat, that of a wild cat.

Since then, we avoided the park-route for our morning walks. It has far too many hedges and hideouts for these wild animals to wait in ambush - for an Indian vegetarian delicacy, tenderly nurtured over decades with sambar, curd rice and chappati. So we now cross the busy Raintree Road to go for the walk. Two days later however I persuaded my wife to switch to our original park-route, with the chauvinistic reassurance, Main Hoon Na. Strictly speaking it was no chauvinism, just a ploy. I weighed the chances of being mauled by the animals against getting under a wheel with her unshakable commitment to zig-zag her way through the rush hour traffic in blatant disregard to signals. For certain things my wife is still in India.

This came about hardly a few days after another episode when our son rushed back home two minutes after he left for office early morning. Probably last night's restaurant dinner has not gone well with him, I guessed. No, he had seen a herd of coyotes (also called prairie wolves) howling merrily in the park. He had come back just to warn us to avoid the park. Yes, the coyotes visit the park for an early morning breakfast of bunny rabbits that have unsuspectingly migrated en masse from the foothills to the residential bushes for safety.

Until a few years an envious landscape in front was, among the residents, the yardstick to keep up with the Joneses. They have moved on. It is now car wars. Ideally you should drive a German BMW, Mercedes, or a high-end American Cadillac, Lincoln, or a British (sorry, now Indian-owned) Jaguar. No Japanese cars whatsoever, Lexus included. The city is already jam-packed with them. My son still holds on to his Toyota Camry. But, I did hear him collect details from a Jaguar dealer.

There is a price even to be with grandchildren. Instead of allowing me to get on with my library collection - Divine Justice by David Baldacci, Best Friends by Debbie Macomber, or A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks - the kids insist I read theirs: Charlotte's Web or The Trumpet of the Swan. And I oblige them - whenever I am not consulting in private the Tell Me Why to answer their volley of questions fired during breakfast, at AK47 speed. (Precisely why these days I delay my breakfast for their departure to school.) For want of a spot answer, I normally evade saying, I am busy now, I will tell you later, and make a mental note of them. Happily here , however, it is not a price I pay, but a benefit I reap - teaching for better learning.

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One for the road: My younger son rang up early this week to wish us happy marriage anniversary. To sound modest I said, "Yes, nice of Amma to have put up with me all these 40 years." "Not just her, all of us, Appa," he reassured.

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