Sunday, May 27, 2012

My Life...Chapter 8 (Haircutting - brother vs brother)


Chapter 8 – My Life… (Haircutting - brother vs brother)

Annamalai and his younger brother Chinnappan were the answer to Ramanathapuram villagers when they needed a haircut. Annamalai ran the barber shop full time under a thatched shed. There were no high chairs; instead there was just a wooden plank on the floor where the customer should sit for the haircut.

Pre-dawn visitors to the shop had often to risk their heads to his artwork under a dim lantern light. Side-burns of differing lengths and patches here and there were the highlights of those guess work sessions. When it rained, one could enjoy a shower at no extra cost under the thatched roof. Occasionally a snake or scorpion blessed the premises as a bonus to cause commotion and suspend the session temporarily. But Annamalai made light of such moments: “Mind you, we are occupying their space, so we shouldn’t grumble.”

The duo catered more to elders who constituted a majority. So they specialized in Kudumi of varying kinds, and shaving. They served the younger generation too, but not to its much sought-after MGR cut, Sivaji cut, or Premi Nazir style. For them the instructions had to be specific: Crop, Motta Crop, or Mottai – nothing more, nothing less.

Saloons were aplenty in Sultanpet, a mile away. In fact there were twelve of them, six on each side in a row, all fitted with swivel chairs, king-size mirrors with no wavy faces, radio, fan and tubelights, and magazines to read. But one had to pay through the nose. The duo charged four annas, whereas in Sultanpet it was ten-annas. The type of economy at work among villagers was such that even the rare households that subscribed to The Indian Express, Hindu, or the Matrubhumi newspaper had to content reading them in instalments as neighbours thronged to get a page or two immediately on arrival. Against this backdrop, to get one’s parents to agree to shell out more than double for a haircut was next to impossible.

The solitary exception was Hari, the only son of the uncle who returned from Burma with all his savings. Thus, when Hari arrived for a bath to the pond after a haircut, everyone flocked around and subjected him to an intense assessment and evaluation as he unfolded his experience. “You look up at the ceiling and the hairdresser would immediately switch on the fan; pass a side glance at the radio mounted on the wall, he would turn it on,” he continued.  “When I turn back, he would hand me a magazine.” And to cap it all, he added, “after hair-dressing he would hold a large mirror at my back for any last-minute suggestion.” Annamalai persisted with the hand-held smoke-filled mirror that was part of the dowry for his marriage.

Chinnappan gave a helping hand to his elder brother till about 10 in the morning. He would then set out on his single-ox-driven bullock cart to meet the transport needs of villagers. His superannuated ox maintained a record of never having overtaken even a pedestrian, let alone a vehicle. The young ones in the village had several times tried unsuccessfully to paste a label on his vehicle: Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But then the villagers were in no hurry either. If and when they did, they gave sufficient allowance if his vehicle was to be the mode of transport.

Over the years friction began to surface between the brothers thanks to their wives. Partition seemed the sole solution. As was expected, both requested Thatha to mediate and settle things once and for all, everything legally documented. With the two brothers putting forward their plea at the top of the voice and Thatha lending his ear, and guiding them with conciliation, persuasion, reasoning and logic for a rapprochement, it all seemed like watching a court in session right in our backyard.

The week-long proceedings were marked by arguments and matching counter arguments. In the end Thatha settled everything to the satisfaction of both. To express his gratitude Chinnappan rushed home and plucked two ready to eat jackfruits from the backyard that had since become his in the partition. Annamalai, not to be outdone, followed suit with a basketful of juicy mangoes. Thatha politely declined the offers. “Both of you are like part of the village, and I won’t accept anything in return.” Unable to bear the sudden deflated face of her grandchildren at Thatha’s stand, Patty rose to the occasion and interjected. “Yes, at the same time it doesn’t augur well to shatter the sentiments of the two brothers just when they are on top of the world having concluded everything satisfactorily,” and gestured to them where to keep those.

In the partition the major chunk went to Annamalai. Chinnappan was no less happy at the share allotted to him. In addition, he got the entire poultry that the two had reared jointly – about ten or twelve in number - a recurring income. Annamalai gave him the pigeons that they had groomed. Last but not the least, their dog, Tiger, which tailed Chinnappan wherever he went, arbitrarily chose to be with him.

It was agreed that the well would be common to both with each accessing it from his side of the house. Like the decision to postpone the Kashmir issue to a later date proved a pain in the neck for Indo-Pak relations, this decision too boomeranged. One heard outbursts on occasions when both the ladies were face-to-face drawing water at the same time. The silver lining was that children of the two families remained chummy and wellknit as though nothing had happened ever. Thus, in the long-term perspective the decision didn’t go off the mark.

To be Continued…

26 May 2012

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